Random Schtuff

Here are just a few of the random non-text-file-type-things that I've foisted on an unsuspecting public over the past few years or so. Mind you, they can be habit-forming.

Relive one classic moment of the 80's with my 88 Lines about 44 Women page. A different woman every time you reload! Find out what Brenda's strange obsession is, or maybe you'll learn what Joan thinks about men!
Need help coming up with a name for your new Internet Fad? Let the Internet Cliche Generator come up with one for you!
Wow! This is a Very Long Word indeed!
Check out the List of Things Spatch Says A Lot. Or something.
It's here! It finally works! It's The Page That Tells You Where It Is! Classic Web programming comin' right atcha.
One of the most important questions facing our species today is "When will the universe stop expanding? Will we know about it?" Well I've linked the Universe to the Web to let you know. You must read The Page That Tells You If The Universe Has Stopped Expanding Yet to find out.
Flame stupid USENET posts with the handy QWIK-N-EZ Grammar-meter. As seen on alt.tv.red-dwarf! *growl*
Check out my Big Black Mug Page and see what I've drank from my new happy big black mug. It's not updated that often cause sometimes I hafta to let it soak for like 5 days in order to get the crusty old bean-with-bacon soup out of it.
My VCR Clock has been hooked up to the Web so I can always tell what time it is. Even cooler when you use Netscape!
And bacon. The only sound file you'll find on here 'cause it's small. It's basically me saying "And bacon." at 5 in the morning. Play it over and over and over again and you'll get an idea of how a day with me would sound like. Scary, innit?
Here's a clue for those who need it.
And finally, it's the Naked .GIF of Spatch! Comments on this work of art may be left near its frame.