Things Spatch Says A Lot

Lately I've noticed that if I'm at a loss for words, either physically or virtually, I tend to say certain small phrases in an attempt to actually have SAID something rather than just sit there and drool vacuously into space. I've taken the effort of compiling these words into a small HTML-friendly list for your perusal. To wit:

Woo.
Gah!
Wooga!
Hrm...
Meow.
Go fig.
Moo.
... or something.
... and bacon.
Of course, that's just me.
Hope this helps.
I think.
Anybody wanna repeat that back to me?
Owie stingy.
Lengthwise, not across.
But Gillian Anderson is not "butt".
Who saw that one coming as they woke up this morning?
Hi.
I'm scared.
I may vomit.
Uh, no.
That's a Quote>.
More coffee, please.
Lick me.
Bubble wrap?!
Andre the Giant has a posse.
This reminds me of an episode of Taxi.
Noonan!
Not that there's anything wrong with that...
Did I ever mention that Aaron Neville makes me nauseous?
Feh.
Oif.
Womp.
Woop!
Thud.
Ick thud.
Double ick thud.
Double ick thud (with sugar on top.)
I think I go pass out now...


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