Nekkid Pic of Spatch

Here it comes! Get ready!

It's too bad you can't see graphics, cause this is one kick-ass nude pic!

There! Wasn't that scary! Send me mail telling me what you thought!
Oh, by the way... should you feel the need to mail me and expound upon your current state of masturbatory frustration upon finding this when you're looking around for porn, don't. All you'll prove is your inability to spell the proper four-letter words, use the phrase "fag" more times than necessary, and generally come across as a total loser who can't even get his jollies without running into one or two stick figures. FAH ON YOU!

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