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The Page That Tells You Where It Is!

This page is currently located at: starchild.astral.net

Reload this page after a few minutes to find out where it is then!

How'd Spatch do it?

Using sophisticated Web techniques and a highly-advanced program called "pico", Spatch is able to tell you on what machine a particular page is located, without using such stupid words as "perl" or "coherent thought". Wow!

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