JC-- All knowing & infintely wise
Bacon-- Comes from the pig's thighs
JC-- Full of love strength & charity
Bacon-- Greasy, Slimy & Filled With Hilarity
JC-- Arose on the third day
Bacon-- Tastes yummy with a bail of hay
JC-- He's come to save our souls!
Bacon-- Yummy with fnord, mole gole!
....and bacon