-=DaN=- <shea@blue.seas.upenn.edu> wrote:
>TWINKIE THE KID (TM) is the anti-christ!
>All hail his golden sponge cake frame and cream center!
JESUS CHRIST in: "Snackful Situation"
--- panel one: Jesus is sitting on the middle of a lake. The apostles are running by the shore. ---
APOSTLES: Jesus, help!! Pontius Pilate is being mean to Jews!
--- panel two: we see Pontius Pilate in court or something. ---
PILATE: I sentence you, and you, and you to stoning! Heh, heh! Who loves ya, baby?
--- panel three: Jesus runs up to Pontius Pilate, throwing snack cakes at him. ---
JESUS: Snack on these, Pilate!
PILATE: Hostess Twinkies Snack Cakes(tm)!
--- panel four: Pontius Pilate is gorging his heathen heart out. ---
PILATE: Mmm! This is so delicious! How can I think of persecuting other
religions when I can have golden sponge cake?
JESUS (thinking): I knew the creamy center would set him straight!
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You get a BIG DELIGHT out of EVERY BITE of
HOSTESS SNACK CAKES
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