"I LONGEST KNOWN PALINDROME KNOWN LONGEST I"

tribute to the thread that won't die


From nosmith@vaxsar.vassar.edu (Flapjack)

That's right, boys and girls, it's the latest single off of The Bacon Sandwiches new album "Come on and Bite the Bacon Sandwiches." It's called "I LONGEST KNOWN PALINDROME KNOWN LONGEST I," and it's dedicated to all the people who made this necessary.

Some day this thread will die and we'll be real happ-y.
Spatch leans down and says "Do you think we're that lucky?
"It sure is a bitch,
Oh here it comes!"
I LONGEST KNOWN (uh)
PALINDROME KNOWN
LONGE-E-EST I!
And we are just bacon munching on bacon on a piggy's backside.
We don't deserve this (nausea)
I LONGEST KNOWN (uh) (nausea)
PALINDROME KNOWN (nausea)
LONGE-E-EST I! (nausea)

See the flamage proof thread hanging 'round this newsfroup?
See the regular(?) posts with the random sigs, Kaj?
Now if I had to decide,
'Tween us and the
I LONGEST KNOWN (uh)
PALINDROME KNOWN
LONG-E-EST I
Well, I would choose bacon'n capybaras,
'Cause I practic'ly died
Last time that I tried (nausea)
I LONGEST KNOWN (uh)
PALINDROME KNOWN
LONG-E-EST I! (nausea)

"Spatch, we are pissed, though" we said "'Cause just a thread (this one) must
die, now."  "Die, must one?"  "This thread-a just cause." said we, though 
pissed, are we Spatch?
See your brain on this thread? Now is it frying?
(Egad a B.S. is Mom's! Is bad age?)
See cascades making shapes like capybaras?
(Egad a B.S. is Mom's! Is bad age?)
Mom, yer mom, rey, mom!
I LONGEST KNOWN (uh)
PALINDROME KNOWN (nausea)
LONGE-E-EST I!
"No palindromes, no!
Let's talk about grammar, or even grampa!" Nafziger sighed.
I LONGEST KNOWN (ay!) (nausea)
PALINDROKE KNO(N (nausea)
LONGE-E-EST I! (nausea)
No palindrome, no! (nausea)

Well, there you have, it, I misplaced a couple of (nausea)s, but you get the idea. Hmm, mental note: stop trusting the "COPY" and "PASTE" functions on my roommate's Mac.

flapjack-who, at 5'11'', likes to think that he might, possibly, be a giant.


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