Ode to OJ

Part II in a III-part triptych

"Give us more odes," they cried unto Keylime. And Keylime
looked down and blessed them. The clouds bursted forth with
great thunder and odes fell from heaven like rain upon them.

Ezekiel 5:13

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Ode to OJ
by Keylime

Big black man
Normal sized tongue
He's runs around in Hertz commercials
And eats his dung

Oh OJ,
You lovable wife beater
You courtroom appearance is sparkling
But your hair could be neater

You wag that cute little tail
And jump up on Ito's bench
Then Marsha Clark comes after you
With a monkey wrench

Your stupidity is unparalleled
But you do the best that you can
Go write a bestseller
And then blame THE MAN

OJ, with humble hearts
We salute you
You really botched this one
You left so many clues

Your head may be hard
But your heart is soft
Now get the hell out of my car
Before I chop your fucking head off

[Sorry folks. No ASCII art today. Try again next week.]

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