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Big round letter
Small little hole
It rolls around my computer screen
And eats its dung
Oh O,
Your roundness is quite perplexing
And with circular globosity you appease me
With your cylindroids a' flexing
You wag that cute little tail
And jump up on my lap
Purring like a kitty
You curl up and take a nap
Your stupidity is exotic
Yet you stretch for the sky
The ratio of your circumference to your diameter
Is pi
O, with humble hearts
We salute you
You're just an abstract symbol
Scooby Doo and Scrappy too
You're the best vowel that ever was
Your rotundness gives my spirits a lift
Now remove thyself from my computer screen
Before I SMASH YOU INTO A FINE PULP AND GRIND YOUR BROTHER ZERO INTO
A PASTE WHICH I WILL BRUSH MY TEETH WITH!!!
[This concludes the 3-part ode series.]
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