I know Vince, but more importantly, I know the Burt.
Incompetence personified, master of Doltism (TM), supreme
Yahoo of Nebraska(norfolk), Nay, He is yokel of the world.
*He drives an Orange Pinto.
*He replaces vocal response with "PPppthhhththtthhhp!"
*After nearly crashing into another car, he promptly said
"I did that on paragraph," and he meant it.
*He keeps a jar of seventeen year old pickles in his room.
*He's the product of solitary inbreeding.
*If you whistle the Laurel and Hardy theme song "Cuckoo"
(sorry, I love L&H but it's true) He'll show up sooner or later.
*He makes Mayberry seem like a colony of Geniuses
AND
*He writes like this..
normal: I went to the zoo today and saw lots of animals.
Burt: ! went zoo saw amnils.
Thank you Vince for coming out and beginning this Pandora.
Mike Leffel
mike.leffel@kevinbbs.com
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