Making Money with the Bacon Sandwiches

Our lawyers said we needed some more money to help with the lawsuits brought on by our appearance on Regis and Kathie Lee (We're real sorry, but Kaj just snaps when someone mentions 'Cody') so we came up with some real cool merchandising. Let us know if you want to buy some and how much you would pay.

The Bacon Sandwiches Concert Action Playset

With crappy plastic figures that look nothing like the band. includes the Rock'em Sock'em mosh pit!!!!

Bac-O-Flakes Cereal

Crunchy flakes of bacon and marshmallows shaped like marshmallows.
No known nutritional value.
Stays crunchy in True Yeti.
Free live capybara in specially marked boxes!
Two capybaras in un-specially marked boxes!

Join the Bacon Sandwiches Fan Club!

To join the super-cool Bacon Sandwiches Fan Club, simply open the nearest window at 2:30 in the morning and scream "I AM NOW A MEMBER OF THE BACON SANDWICHES FAN CLUB, SO YOU MUST ALL WORSHIP ME NOW BECAUSE I WORSHIP THEM!" You will not receive a membership card in the mail soon after that, but the cops might visit if you try to apply too many times.

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