Here's a song the pixies taught me back in the forests of Manclur. It's to the tune of that annoying Bobby McFerrin song "Don't Worry - Be Happy" and I can sing it JUST LIKE HE DOES. It's fun!

Here goes!

Here's a little song I stole
A service whose virtues I won't extol
AOL
It's crappy.

In every way their name means "trouble"
On the Usenet, posting double
AOL
Is crappy.

THE CHORUS GOES LIKE THIS:
AOL
Is crappy.
AOL
Is crappy. AOL is crappy now.

Ain't got no Web, no ftp
Gopher's as lame as it can be
AOL
It's crappy.

Steve Case say your rent is late
He may have to terminate
AOL
Is crappy.

CHORUS

Spent all your cash, the money fly
All for a cheesy GUI
AOL
It's crappy.

Cause when you're online your bill will rise
Like that came as a big surprise
AOL
Is crappy.

CHORUS
CHORUS
CHORUS
CHORUS
WATCH AS IT BECOMES A #1 HIT
CHORUS
BEAT ON YOUR CHEST
CHORUS
GETTING SORE YET?
CHORUS
DOODLY WOO HOO HOO DOODLY WOO HOO HOO
and bacon.

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